Psychocats

Well hello there! We are Bonner and Claws, the Psychocats.

Of course we haven't moved in yet, we're cats! We let others do our work. They are well paid, of course, with our affection and attention. Cat "owners" live longer, you know.

Whenever our "owners" get ashamed enough to finish this overdue project, you'll get a chance to meet us. We're incredible!

Why not stop by The Bookery where you can buy cat books, magazines and software at a discount and with online convenience. Besides, we have expensive tastes, so we need our people to make a living, heh heh heh!

I'm "Claws" so dubbed because I never retract them! I was a barn cat until my Iona & Richard came to see me. I was just a runt kitten then and so thin they decided to take me home. I'm not thin any more. In fact some folks have mistaken me for an expectant mother! I have an artificial hip (I used to chase cars) but it doesn't slow me down much at all. I love to play. My dog, Street, and my people play with me all the time, but I can never get Bonner to play. He is a bit of a snob as you can easily tell when you read his blurb.

My name is Bonner and I'm an Abysinian. My previous owners declawed me, a fact which I find most degrading since I've always had impeccable manners. Not many people realize I've been compromised in this way, however, because I still sharpen my paws on anything of interest. My less refined colleague, Claws, has left his unsightly claw marks on furniture, door posts and anything he can reach. He really is a bore! Myself, I prefer quiet companionship with people although I can be quite the live wire when the mood strikes me.

Come back soon!

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