

Well hello there! We are Bonner
and Claws, the Psychocats.
Of course we haven't moved
in yet, we're cats! We let others do our work. They are well
paid, of course, with our affection and attention. Cat
"owners" live longer, you know.
Whenever our
"owners" get ashamed enough to finish this overdue
project, you'll get a chance to meet us. We're incredible!

Why not stop by The
Bookery where you can
buy cat books, magazines and software at a discount and with
online convenience. Besides, we have expensive tastes, so we need
our people to make a living, heh heh heh!

I'm
"Claws" so dubbed because I never retract them! I was a
barn cat until my Iona & Richard came to see me. I was just a
runt kitten then and so thin they decided to take me home. I'm
not thin any more. In fact some folks have mistaken me for an
expectant mother! I have an artificial hip (I used to chase cars)
but it doesn't slow me down much at all. I love to play. My dog,
Street, and my people play with me all the time, but I can never
get Bonner to play. He is a bit of a snob as you can easily tell
when you read his blurb.

My name is
Bonner and I'm an Abysinian. My previous owners declawed me, a
fact which I find most degrading since I've always had impeccable
manners. Not many people realize I've been compromised in this
way, however, because I still sharpen my paws on anything of
interest. My less refined colleague, Claws, has left his
unsightly claw marks on furniture, door posts and anything he can
reach. He really is a bore! Myself, I prefer quiet companionship
with people although I can be quite the live wire when the mood
strikes me.



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