Street is a Bulldog?!
This page remains in the "present
tense" in loving memory of our dear, dear friend and
constant companion, Street, who has now left this world. We
hope you will smile as you enjoy the tongue in cheek humor
about this most remarkable fellow whose memory yet brings us
joy.
Yup, Street's a dog.... But he hasn't
finished moving in yet. Actually, he hasn't done much of anything
for years. He's probably the world's laziest critter!
- Sitting in his chair
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- Street loves his chair. Maybe because it's
a Lazy Boy and Street is the laziest boy on the planet.
The chair was a gift to his master, Richard, but Street
took it over within days and has been its illegal owner
ever since. The chair has been to the repair shop where
the workers couldn't imagine how the arms were forced
apart that way. They put in extra heavy steel bracing and
Street hasn't broken it again...yet.
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- Guarding his water bowl
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- Street is very concerned that his owners
may want to lap up all the water in his slimy bowl. He
also worries that his two cats may drink some of his
water and he wouldn't have enough. He likes the water
bowl to be as full as possible so he can stick his whole
face in. He is quite talented at filling his ample jowls
with water and letting a steady stream leak out all
through the house. He can easily douse every room without
a refill!
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- Hanging his tooth
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- When he sleeps, which is about 20 hours a
day, Street hooks one of his upper canine teeth on
something and lets his massive head hang by that tooth.
At night he hangs his tooth on the lowest handle of the
dresser. During his daytime siestas, he hangs it on a
coffee table ledge. Of course, sleeping this way causes
his huge mouth to sag open and disgusting noises to echo
throughout the house. Also, a considerable amount of
drool forms a small lake which he appears to enjoy
wallowing in.
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